Best Funny Marathon Spectator Signs

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Best Funny Marathon Spectator Signs

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If you're planning on cheering at a marathon or other race, the runners will love you if you're holding up a funny sign. And watching their reactions to your signs definitely makes marathon spectating much more fun.

All you need to create your own signs is some poster board and markers. You don't even have to get creative -- just browse through this collection of hilarious marathon signs for some ideas. 

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You Run Better Than the Government

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Look closely; there are actually three great marathon signs in this photo.

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Forget the Race

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Wendy Connett / Getty

Depending on what mile marathon runners see this sign, they may actually take you up on your offer.

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Athletic Supporter

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Keith Getter / Getty

This sign is sure to make sure men smile.

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Don't Poop Your Pants

Don't poop your pants marathon sign
Christine Luff

Yes, it's a gross thought, but still a very practical warning.

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Worst Parade Ever

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Christine Luff

This sign is always a big hit at marathons.

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You Run Better Than the Subway

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Keith Getter / Getty

This sign was seen at the NYC marathon, but it could apply to mass transit in other cities, as well.

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The End is Beer

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Keith Getter / Getty

Some runners will appreciate this clever sign. Just don't tell them, 'You're almost there!"

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Run Like You Stole Something

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Jerod Harris / Getty

This classic sign always gets a laugh.

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All Toenails Go to Heaven

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Keith Getter / Getty

Worried about your lost toenails? This marathon spectator is sympathetic to your concerns.

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People Are Watching

People are watching sign
Christine Luff

When you feel like you can't keep going, remember your pride is on the line.

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No Time for Walken

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Signs featuring celebrities always get a good laugh.
 

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Pretend this is the Hunger Games

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Christine Luff

Fans of the Hunger Games will love this one.

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Where is Everyone Going?

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Keith Getter / Getty

I love when I see a little kid holding a sign with this quote. It's both funny and cute at the same time.

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Go Random Stranger Go

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Sharon Basaraba

This sign can help every runner feel the love.

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Channing Tatum Just Ran By

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Christine Luff

This sign would definitely motivate me to pick up the pace.

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You're the Best at Exercising

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Christine Luff

This one just cracks me up for some reason.

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Keep Going! Keep Going!

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Christine Luff

Adolescent humor is always popular on marathon signs.

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You Don't Have to Train Tomorrow

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Christine Luff

This sign will definitely make all marathon runners smile.

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Free Beer..at the Finish Line

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Michael Stewart / Getty

Some runners do love beer and all its carbs, so you just can never have too many marathon signs about beer.

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Blisters Are in This Season

Blisters marathon sign
Christine Luff

If blisters are in, marathoners are definitely on trend.

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WTF? (Where's The Finish?)

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Christine Luff

I've seen this quote on shirts, but I love it just as much as a sign.

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Why Do All the Cute Ones Run Away?

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Christine Luff

If you're looking for a future mate at a marathon, this sign might attract some interest.

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Run Like the Cops Are Chasing You

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This woman proves you don't even have to use poster board to make a decent sign.

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It'll Feel Better When It Stops Hurting

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