Funny Stress Quotes To Brighten Your Day

Need A Laugh Or A Smile? Enjoy These Funny Stress Quotes!

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." -Charles M. Shultz. Anthony Lee/Getty Images

Sometimes the difference between a stressful day and an easier one is all in your perspective, and funny quotes on stress can add just the perspective you need! Whether a humorously-crafted quote that opens you up to a new way of viewing an old situation is just what you need to see things in a fresh way, or if you just need the laugh that comes with how the idea is delivered, these funny stress quotes can offer your mind a shift or your mood a lift.

And each quote comes with a little more on the topic from a stress management perspective, plus a link to additional resources on the topic. Enjoy, and feel free to share these with friends who may need a lift as well.

‎"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."
-Jane Wagner

We can't always change our reality, and ignoring problems isn't usually the best way to deal with them, but we can embrace reality and soften it at the same time with a bit of humor and a few extra stress relievers. Here are some tips on how to do that effectively. What's your favorite strategy for dealing with a stressful reality?

‎"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Simply put, quit worrying over the little stuff and wait for something really big."

It's good to maintain perspective when you're worried about the "what ifs" of life. I'm a fan of backup plans and being prepared, but if you've done everything you can, it's best to focus on relaxing your "worry muscles" a bit.

This should help:

"Money can't buy happiness; it IS happiness."
-Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock

Well...not really, but the quote made me laugh, and should be included as a funny stress quote for sure. Actually, the things that we think will make us happy are often totally different from the things that ACTUALLY make us happy.

What truly makes you happy?

‎"I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."

While yoga does bring some wonderful stress relief benefits, stress management is not a one-size-fits-all activity. If you find yourself getting bored with some of the more "quiet" forms of stress relief, here are some "non-boring" ideas to spice things up and help you feel more relaxed in the end. What works best for you?

‎"I say, if your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life."
~Bill Watterson, Calvin & Hobbes

‎This is one of my favorite funny stress quotes, and I think of it often. While you don't necessarily need grassy knees to show that you're enjoying life, the visual is a great reminder that we need to be doing things we enjoy (among the things we simply must do as responsible adults), and if we savor each moment, stress will have less of a hold on us. You can keep your knees clean, but what will you do to enjoy yourself today?

‎"When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" "
-Sydney Harris

I sympathize--life is challenging.

But sometimes our expectations lead to stress--when we expect something to be better than it is, we stress more. If we focus on what we can be grateful for in each situation, we can see the positive more easily, and feel less stressed. What can we appreciate today?

"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt."
-Charles M. Shultz

Sometimes our guilty pleasures--when enjoyed in moderation--can be great stress relievers! I love that chocolate has some pretty good benefits besides merely being delicious and softening stress when consumed in moderation.

What are your 'guilty pleasure' stress relievers?

"In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk."
-Rita Rudner

We laugh about Hollywood marriages being short-lived, but the truth is that a high proportion of non-Hollywood marriages end in divorce for one reason or another. Because healthy relationships and happy marriages can be good for keeping stress levels low, these tips on maintaining a happy marriage may save you significant stress in the future. What are your best tips?

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